Saturday 21 June 2008

Beware of mobile repairing centers
As we all know that mobile phone market is flourishing and expanding in a rapid pace in Nepal. despite various networking problems and increased daily expenses of Nepalese people. Everyone wants to own their private mobiles , be it for their daily use , be it for keeping in thouch with friends or whatsoever. It's usual that problems arise with the increased number of mobile transactions. Last time i met with similar problem. To maintain some privacy on my set i had locked my mobile with new security code. I was surprised that the mobil e showed code error even if i put the right code by which i used to unlock it earlier times. I went to few mobile shops in new road . One shopkeeper said it's a 10 minute problem and u have to pay thousand rupees for this . I was willing to pay as i hoped my mobile would be normal after 10 minutes. . Amazingly after half an hour the shopkeeper said that there is another problem in in your set and you need to put here for 2 more days and there's no guaranteee that your mobile would be normal. I was regretting myself and had frustation with the shopkeeper too.I with my friends advise decided to go to nokia's showroom nearby. We requested politely to one employee there as i was without the warranteee card. Thank god our request wasn't in vain. It was a 5 minute problem and later it was ok. I was happy as my set was right without any expenses but i was sad that all mobile repairing centers were there to loot people. Similar cases with mobile phones happened with many of my friends as we all are unaware about the gadgetary and software knowledges Is there any rule to punish such mobile owners.? I think there is no such law and the new republican goverment should make a strict law to punish such owners otherwise discredibility of service and irresponsible behaviour may wreak havoc on nepal. Similar cases happened with manpower companies few yearsback as there was lack of credibility in manpowers . Goverment neglected how manpowers were performing . That resulted upon the death of 12 nepalis in Iraq thereby creating chaos on wisely performing companies too . Similar cases may happen again. Therefore goverment should start the initiatives from today to demoralize such looters and thiefs otherwise anything can happen .

Shankar . If u have anything to say call me at 9803082504

Monday 16 June 2008

Hey guys beware of marriage . Here r few funny stuffs for u
1. Getting marrried is much like going to a continental resturant with friends . You order what u want than when u see what the other fellow has , you wish you had ordered that.
2.At the cocktail party one women said to another "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger"?She replied "yes i am, i married the wrong man".
3. Man is incomplete until he is married than he is really finished .
4. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gets her masters .
5. There was a man who said " I never know what real happinness was until i got married than it was too late".
6. A happy marriage is a matter of give and take, man gives and woman takes.
7. When a newly married man becomes happy we know why, when a 10 year married man becomes happy we wonder why.
8. A man published an advertisement "Wife wanted '" in the classifiers of a news paper . Next day he received 100 letters they all said the same thig "YOU CAN HAVE MINE"
9.When a man opens a door of car for his wife . you can be sure of one thing wheather the car is new or the wife.
10.A women was telling her friends "It was i who make my husband a millionaire." Her friends asked . "What was he before marriage " . She replied "A billionaire".












Results of costituent assemly elections 2064 (Syangja district )
Candidates Parties Obtained votes
Syangja constituency no 1
1. Hitkaji Gurung Nepal communist party UML 18101
2. Kamal Prasad Pangeni Nepali Congress 16394
3. Deepak Thapa Nepal Communist Party Maoists 12733


Syangja constituency No 2
1.Gopal man Shrestha Nepali Congress 17246
2.Chakra bahadur Parajuli Nepal Communist Party UML 12159
3.Dipa Bhusal Nepal Communist Party Maoists 11824

Syangja constituency No 3
1.Mohan Prasad Pandey Nepali Congress 18419
2. Mukti Prasad Pathak Nepal Communist Party UML 18257
3. Khim kumar B.K Nepal Communist Party Maoists 11136

Wednesday 11 June 2008

SYANGJA MAJOR FACT FILES


Syangja a part of Gandaki zone, is one of the seventy-five districts of Nepal, a landlocked country of South Asia. The district, with Syangja as its district headquarters, covers an area of 1,164 km², situated at 366m - 2512 above the sea level and has a population of about 317,320 (2001 census).
There are 60 Village Development Councils (VDCs) and 2 Municipality in Syangja district .
A Retired Indian/British Army Officer, Late Mr. Gagansing Rana Magar is the founder of the first School known as Matribhumi Biddhya Mandir (subject to verification) was established in BS 2010 in Syangja. Both Government and Privates educational establishments accounts the total of 569 schools in Syangja at present day. About 107,988 students are being educated in these schools. About 77.64% males and 57.30% female culminating total of 67.47% are literate, positioning Syangja district one of the highly literate districts in Nepal. It must be one of the reasons that Syangja District is renown in Nepalese Bureaucracy for producing intelligent and intellectual bureaucrats of the country

Despite, the KaliGandaki 'A" Hydropower is in this District, only 50% are with electricity. The locally produced mini hydro-electricity also becoming popular in many villages. The wooden fire, kerosean are the main traditionally used domestic fuels.


The General Post office is at Syangja town. There are 112 post offices across the district proving the postal services. A Satellite TV, National terrestrial TV, STD/ISD Telephone, mobile phone, pagers, Email/Internet, local Dailies and Weeklies are the communications means in Syangja.
The other main feature of this district is the Siddhartha Highway named after Gautam Buddha. The highway crosses this district in the east to Sarketari and in the west to the boarder Palpa district, Lumbini Zone. 445km out of toal 587 km of road is linked through various VDCs. The road reaching the villages are constructed by the locals at their own expenses.
The District is famous for orange production which is exported to the Southern Cities. Banana, Pears, Plums, Kaphal, Aiselu are the other main fruits found in the areas. The longitudinal valleys alongside the renowned rivers Añdhikhola and Jyagdikhola have very arable lands. Although, rice, white, maize, millets are produced locally, the majority of daily consumes are imported from the Southern Regions (Butwal, Bhairahawa).
Many different ethnicities of people live in this district. The major groups consist of Brahmin, Kshatriya, Gurung, Magar, Thakuri, Newar and others. The people are famous for their unique identity. Brahmin and chetri (Kshatriya) are renowned by their representation in the governmental jobs. Gurungs and Magars are famous because of their service in the British Army Indian Army as a Gurkha. Newars are renowned for trading. These days, the ethnically oriented professions appearing to be fading away . Other factfiles would also be added . Just watch it ha

Saturday 7 June 2008

Jokesof Sardarji

Sardars are not dumb
Sardar and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Chandigadh to New Delhi. The lawyer asks if he would like to play a fun game. Sardar tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me fifty rupees, and vice versa."
Again, Sardar declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me Rs. 50, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you Rs. 5000."
This catches Sardar's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
Sardar doesn't say a word, reaches into his purse, pulls out a Rs. 50 bill, and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn." Sardar asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes back with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references ... no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress ... no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail. After an hour,he wakes Sardar and hands him Rs. 5000. Sardar thanks him and turns back toget some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs Sardar and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, Sardar reaches into his purse, hands the lawyer Rs. 50, and goes back to sleep. And you thought Sardars were dumb.


Sardarji world famous
Sardar was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called him bluff, "OK, Sardar how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Santa and boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Sardar Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, Sardar's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Sardar that he thinks his knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Sardar says.
"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yes, I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House, George W. spots Santa on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Sardar , what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Sardar , who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Sardar . "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."
So off they fly to Rome. Sardar and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Santa says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
And Sardar disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Sardar emerges with the Pope on the balcony.
By the time Sardar returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss' side, Sardar asks, "What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and
the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Sardarji ?"

Sardarji punishes a manager of grocery store
Sardar goes to a grocery store. He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks Sardarji to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. Sardar goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.Next week Sardar finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out. The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids. He asks Sardar to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food. Sardarji goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.Next week Sardar comes to the grocery store with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag and immediately takes it out. He shouts at Sardar : "What! This is shit! Sardarji calmly replies: "Yes, and I want toilet paper"


Hello guys first time Inthis bloge i have a guest columnist heRelationship if goes well may make you optimistic whole ur life. Bad relationship may equally depress u too.No relationship at all makes u hungry.
Therefore here are the right answers. Read thouroughly.

12 Solutions by which u can keep a Man Dating,Strengthen your Relationships and choose perfect guy.
1. Do youknow how to be just friends?
Most people use dating as a chance to get to know each other. They spend time hanging out, sharing each other’s interests, doing him little favors, admiring his accomplishments, planning activities together: All this builds a strong friendship. The time comes when you know you can rely on each other, when you reach the stage of warm and caring friendship and when you value the time spent together. Then you’re ready to take the relationship to the next level.
2. Do you expect too much of him?
This man is as uncertain as you are. He’s holding back to take the next step until he knows you better. Of course, he is afraid of rejection, as we all are. Maybe he thinks you’re out of his league. Perhaps he needs more encouragement to take the first step. You’ll never know, if you don’t give him a chance to know you better.
3.Do you know what you really want in a man?
It’s time to be selective about your perfect man. Make a list of all the important beliefs, lifestyle and aspirations you would like your man to have. Spirituality, children, job, money, ethics, background, family, interests, appearance, attentiveness and personality are all important. Don’t go crazy over a “bad boy” and then expect him to go to a temple with you every Saturday.
4. Do you take care of yourself?
Even in this new millennium, a man looks at the woman as the caretaker. He wants to be looked after. If you neglect yourself, can he expect you to look after him? Remember your health, your happiness and your life agenda are important. Build a cocoon of comfort and safety in your life, where there’s room for the right man. Value yourself, and others will value you, too.
5. Do you talk too much?
Maybe you could run circles around the fast-talking auctioneer in the television commercial. Many women don’t realize how shallow and boring their gossip seems to a man. You probably started repeating yourself after the first hour of conversation, and you’re getting boring, too. Take your turn listening to others. You are likely to learn a great deal. Leave your cell phone turned off, so you can practice being quiet. Let yourself be calm and still. It will attract men to you. The gentle art of listening will make you a better date.
6.Are you beautiful enough?
You probably aren’t cover girl material, because few of us are. And it’s likely you don’t have perfect teeth, skin or hair, because most of us don’t. But are you well-groomed? That’s something that’s under your control. Are you nicely dressed, and do you smell good? Your warm, inviting smile immediately moves you two points closer to a 10. Your personality, your confidence and your ability to make him feel good about himself will go a long way to creating the aura of beauty.
7.Do you trust him?
It’s good to steer away from a man when your instincts tell you he can’t be trusted. But if it’s you yourself who has a fear of intimacy, who’s reluctant to put your trust in any man, then it’s time to rebuild your inner confidence before you reach out to a man.
8.Do you want what you can’t have?
Maybe your ideal man is a movie star look-alike with styled hair, designer suits and a luxury car. Do you have your heart set on a number 10, no matter what’s underneath his window dressing? Because your mind is made up, you reject everyone else. Consider modifying your expectations. Guys who aren’t flashy or well-off can be guys who are capable of love and caring.
9.Do you change your mind all the time?
Are you indecisive about dating? Look deep into your heart for your best intentions. Be less impulsive about dating. Set a goal and stick to it. The next man who comes along might not work out, but the man standing right in front of you could be your heart’s desire.
10.Do you cheat and lie?
He’s caught you lying about your past, your job, and what you did last night. He’s thinking, “If she lies now when I barely know her, what else will I find out about her if I look harder?” Clean up your act and you won’t be trapped into lies. Being true to your friends, and honest in your dating relationship will keep a man around longer. If you’re running around behind his back, badmouthing him to your friends, betraying the other men you date, why would he want to date you? Your reputation is leaving a bad taste in everyone’s mouth.
11.Do you have a bad attitude?
Do you think that everyone is out to get you? Do you dislike the people in your life? Do you put the blame on other people? Does everything always going wrong? Are you the pessimist who expects the worst of everyone? Do you criticize your friends and your enemies? Is your language vulgar? If you could listen to your thoughts for an hour, would you like yourself? No! Well, he doesn’t like it either. Your attitude is a real downer, and no guy enjoys that. Take the high road instead. Practice "positivity," the art of looking at the bright side of life. Give your issues a rest. Find the good in people whenever you can. He thinks your bad attitude spoils the date. He doesn’t want to be part of your world.
12.Are you are too good for him?
Well, of course you are! It happens all the time. Enthusiastic, loving, intelligent woman meets slacker man. But don’t judge him at first sight. Consider for a moment that his good qualities might be quite different from yours. He might bring to the date the very things you yourself lack.

With these attributes, he could be your perfect complement, the piece that completes the jigsaw puzzle. By making snap judgments, you’ll miss out on the best life has to offer, a true abiding romance with your soul mate. For feedbacks mail at . All details about its originality would be mentioned in private .I hope life brings you much success. I wish you a very happy day.
Shankar Bhattarai


Tuesday 3 June 2008

Burning issue of crude oil

Acute shortage of petroleum products in Nepal has led to various problems. Needless to mention we all have seen that vehicle owners have qued up for several hours to get few litres of petrol and diesel. We have always heard that Nepal Oil Corporation's loss is increasing day by day due to the skyrocketing crude oil prices in the international market and it's outstanding dues to pay Indian Oil Corporation. This has led to flourish the black market where consumers are forced to pay more than Rs 100 for a litre of petrol. So what the goverment is waiting for? We haven't yet known that the government is taking any steps for immediate solution. It's an old tradition in Nepal that problems are admitted late and the issues are exxagerated in such a way that creates a complete halt to people's daily life . Similarly ministers of supply ministry fear that they become dispopular if they rise the price of petroleum products and leave all the problems to NOC. It is necessary to manage the price as per the situation to end such shortage which is also an immediate solution in my view. NOC's attitude is also questionable in this issue. Lack of transparency in it's accout section have left people to think about it . Therefore another suitable long term solution is the privatization of the corporaton. Eventually positive steps should be taken by goverment for resolving the current crisis as soon as possible for the betterment of Nepalese people.
Shankar Bhattarai
Permanent Address: SriKrishnaGandaki -8 Mirmi Syangja
Temporary Address:Bansbari Kathmandu
Phone NO 9803082504

Tuesday 27 May 2008

My letter to himalayan times after Nepalese schools were closed for 15 days due to lack of books "Up to when such trend continues"

I am a regular reader of your newspaper and i find your newspaper very interesting and a complete breakfast in the morning. Today my attention went towards your news "School shut for fortnight " due to lack of books. It's not a new problem in Nepal that problems are admitted late and they create a serious halt to the daily life of Nepalese people . It's a common scene nowadays that important national highways are closed due to the children's strike on the same case . Small childrens from Nursery to Grade 10 are seen on the streets and some are busy destroying the vehicles. Such childrens are on the road who do not know the purpose of the stike. Has anybody thought that what effect on child pshycology occurs due to such strikes and bandas. Same type of haltages are seen in most of the govermental institutions . Earlier it was Nepal Electricity Authority which cut down the electric supplies and it was Nepal Oil Corporation which showed lack of fuel on its stocks.Such problems are increasing day by day and are expanding in a devastating form .Now its the turn of Curricullum development Center to show its problem and thats the lack of books . I suppose Nepal is a first country in this 21st century to declare a fortnight shut down of schools due to lack of text books.
After all its up to goverment to make its institutions more transparent and more responsible to the society by identifying their problems at the earliest and making a homework for the solution of problems. Nepalese people are asking up to when such trend continues. Thank god still Nepalese people can sustain their lives even without basic necesseties.
Shankar Bhattarai
Permanent Address:SriKrishna Gandaki -8 Mirmi Syangja Nepal
Now;- Bansbari Kathmandu