Hey guys beware of marriage . Here r few funny stuffs for u
1. Getting marrried is much like going to a continental resturant with friends . You order what u want than when u see what the other fellow has , you wish you had ordered that.
2.At the cocktail party one women said to another "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger"?She replied "yes i am, i married the wrong man".
3. Man is incomplete until he is married than he is really finished .
4. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gets her masters .
5. There was a man who said " I never know what real happinness was until i got married than it was too late".
6. A happy marriage is a matter of give and take, man gives and woman takes.

7. When a newly married man becomes happy we know why, when a 10 year married man becomes happy we wonder why.
8. A man published an advertisement "Wife wanted '" in the classifiers of a news paper . Next day he received 100 letters they all said the same thig "YOU CAN HAVE MINE"

9.When a man opens a door of car for his wife . you can be sure of one thing wheather the car is new or the wife.

10.A women was telling her friends "It was i who make my husband a millionaire." Her friends asked . "What was he before marriage " . She replied "A billionaire".