Jokesof Sardarji

Sardars are not dumb
Sardar and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Chandigadh to New Delhi. The lawyer asks if he would like to play a fun game. Sardar tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me fifty rupees, and vice versa."
Again, Sardar declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me Rs. 50, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you Rs. 5000."
This catches Sardar's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
Sardar doesn't say a word, reaches into his purse, pulls out a Rs. 50 bill, and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn." Sardar asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes back with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references ... no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress ... no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail. After an hour,he wakes Sardar and hands him Rs. 5000. Sardar thanks him and turns back toget some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs Sardar and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, Sardar reaches into his purse, hands the lawyer Rs. 50, and goes back to sleep. And you thought Sardars were dumb.

Sardarji world famous
Sardar was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called him bluff, "OK, Sardar how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Santa and boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Sardar Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, Sardar's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Sardar that he thinks his knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Sardar says.
"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yes, I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House, George W. spots Santa on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Sardar , what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Sardar , who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Sardar . "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."
So off they fly to Rome. Sardar and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Santa says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
And Sardar disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Sardar emerges with the Pope on the balcony.
By the time Sardar returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss' side, Sardar asks, "What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Sardarji ?"

Sardarji punishes a manager of grocery store
Sardar goes to a grocery store. He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks Sardarji to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. Sardar goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.Next week Sardar finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out. The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids. He asks Sardar to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food. Sardarji goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.Next week Sardar comes to the grocery store with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag and immediately takes it out. He shouts at Sardar : "What! This is shit! Sardarji calmly replies: "Yes, and I want toilet paper"